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Metallica’s SEO

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Has Metallica has squandered any cultural relevancy it has had over the past twenty-five years? I make the case, using Google search results.

Let me be the first to say that this post is just chart porn and contains no real science.

Hypothesis

Metallica has become less relevant over the last twenty-five years, which will be evidenced through declining search engine ranking for their song titles.

Methodology

Metallica has opinions about the Internet. They famously spoke out against Napster back in 2000. In 2006, they begrudgingly joined iTunes. They once leaked new songs to bloggers but sent cease & desist letters when they were reviewed. It is fitting that the Internet, in all its raw democratic ability, should serve as their jury.

Each song on each album will be scored from 0 to 10, with 10 signifying a #1 result from a Google search referencing the band and a 0 signifying an absence of the band’s name from the first page of search results. The song’s album will then receive a composite score as an average of the song scores.

Results

“Kill ‘Em All” – Metallica, 1983

Yes, they make the first page for “whiplash”. Upsetting lots of lawyers.

Song Score
Hit the Lights 9
The Four Horsemen 1
Motorbreath 10
Hit the Lights 10
(Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth 10
Whiplash 1
Phantom Lord 10
No Remorse 10
Seek and Destroy 10
Metal Militia 8
Album 7.9
“Ride the Lightning” – Metallica, 1984
Song Score
Fight Fire with Fire 10
Ride the Lightning 10
For Whom the Bell Tolls 9
Fade to Black 10
Trapped Under Ice 9
Escape 0
Creeping Death 10
The Call of Ktulu 10
Album 8.5
“Master of Puppets” – Metallica, 1986
Song Score
Battery 7
Master of Puppets 10
The Thing that Should Not Be 10
Welcome Home (Sanitarium) 10
Disposable Heroes 10
Leper Messiah 10
Orion 0
Damage, Inc. 10
Album 8.4
“…And Justice for All” – Metallica, 1988
Song Score
Blackened 10
…And Justice for All 10
Eye of the Beholder 7
One 0
The Shortest Straw 10
Harvester of Sorrow 10
The Frayed Ends of Sanity 10
To Live is to Die 10
Dyers Eve 10
Album 8.6
“Metallica” – Metallica, 1991
Song Score
Enter Sandman 10
Sad but True 10
Holier Than Thou 9
The Unforgiven 8
Wherever I May Roam 10
Don’t Tread on Me 0
Through the Never 10
Nothing Else Matters 10
Of Wolf and Man 10
The God that Failed 10
My Friend of Misery 10
The Struggle Within 10
Album 8.9
“Load” – Metallica, 1996

I’m shocked they made the first page for “2 x 4″.

Song Score
Ain’t My Bitch 10
2 x 4 5
The House Jack Built 10
Until It Sleeps 10
King Nothing 10
Hero of the Day 10
Bleeding Me 10
Cure 0
Poor Twisted Me 10
Wasting My Hate 10
Mama Said 10
Thorn Within 10
Ronnie 0
The Outlaw Torn 10
Album 8.2
“Reload” – Metallica, 1997

Seriously, first page for “fuel”?

Song Score
Fuel 4
The Memory Remains 10
Devil’s Dance 10
The Unforgiven II 10
Better Than You 0
Slither 0
Carpe Diem Baby 10
Bad Seed 5
Where the Wild Things Are 0
Prince Charming 0
Low Man’s Lyric 10
Attitude 0
Fixxxer 10
Album 5.3
“St. Anger” – Metallica, 2003

The Harrison Ford movie just barely wins for “Frantic”.

Song Score
Frantic 7
St. Anger 10
Some Kind of Monster 10
Dirty Window 10
Invisible Kid 8
My World 0
Shoot Me Again 10
Sweet Amber 9
The Unnamed Feeling 10
Purify 1
All Within My Hands 10
Album 7.7
“Death Magnetic” – Metallica, 2008

The final single, “My Apocalypse” is the only result that links explicitly to Metallica.com.

Song Score
That Was Just Your Life 10
The End of the Line 10
Broken, Beat & Scarred 10
The Day That Never Comes 10
All Nightmare Long 10
Cyanide 7
The Unforgiven III 10
The Judas Kiss 10
Suicide & Redemption 10
My Apocalypse 10
Album 9.7

Analysis

Metalligraph 1

First, it should be noted that Metallica took a few albums to get started. Here are the Billboard peaks for each album in the year it was released. Their first #1 record was the eponymous “black album”, no doubt propelled by their single “Enter Sandman”, and they have been able to reach that position for each new release since.

Metalligraph 2

Rising throughout the 1980s, the search engine visibilty of Metallica’s song titles did indeed wane in the late 90s. Although it has recovered again with the notoriety of Metallica’s 2004 documentary “Some Kind of Monster” and the release of their latest album, “Death Magnetic”.

Metalligraph 3

In fact, if we remove the albums “Load”, “Reload”, and “St. Anger” from the data, we see the trendline of the band’s early rise closely predicts the relevance of “Death Magnetic”. While many reviews claim that “Death Magnetic” is a return to form for the band, recapturing the glory of pre-”Metallica” albums, we now have the unassailable scientific evidence.

Think I’ll go torrent that now.

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