Sunshocked

I just signed up for two accounts. One at UselessAccount.com and one at Change.org. Let’s consider which would win in a fight to the death.

At 29, I’ve lived longer than Jimi Hedrix, James Dean, and Kurt Cobain. I had almost given up on celebrity, but then I go and get named Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year. All I can say, “It’s about frickin’ time.”

Admit it. You secretly hate MySpace. Maybe not even secretly, maybe you wear the shirt everywhere. Still, you’ve been forced to respect it because it’s an unstoppable juggernaut with over one hundred million members. Well, let’s burst some bubbles.

Exxon got outed last summer in its funding various “Think Tanks”. Now it seems to be getting into the Web 2.0 crowd by making videos and posting them to YouTube. Oh, and forgetting to mention that they’re Exxon.